Monday, 30 July 2012

Full marks

No short shorts for me this week. Last night was such a surprise - by chance both kids were somewhere else - so guess who got a major catch-up spanking?
We went out to see live music in a local pub and came back a bit tipsy. It was great to have the house to ourselves for once and all was going well until SO decided to do a month's worth of attitude adjustment in one prolonged session... ouch.
It meant a new outing for what is now named 'The Spanking Stick'. We've just had the bathroom redecorated and the carpenter left a few offcuts of wood behind, one of which looks like a ruler but is much thicker and heavier.
I'd seen it and it made me think of spanking and it turns out that SO had too. And wow, did it sting - it took my breath away. 
I'm left with lots of marks too, on my poor bot and, because of aiming issues, my thighs. So I write this post sitting on a marvellously uncomfortable behind and with stripey legs that will have to stay hidden for quite a while. 

Friday, 27 July 2012

Sexy? I don't think so...

All this Olympic stuff going on at the moment and, for the most part, it leaves me cold. Sport just isn't me, and never really has been.
If I do find myself watching it on TV it is really only the bottom-watching I'm there for. I don't care a great deal for who wins, or who doesn't, but I do like to see bottoms that have been scuplted to perfection by a lifetime of training. Who doesn't?
And I think that's what I spent most of my time doing during sports lessons at school. Bottom-watching. Navy blue gym knickers were the rule at our school, which seems strange now; they were so intent on not allowing mini-skirts, but then insisted on us wearing big knickers for games. Not logical.
And it caused trouble given that it was a co-ed school. The boys found the idea of girls in knickers playing netball irresistable - and got into serious trouble when they were caught peeping...
Looking back now though there doesn't seem anything that 'sexy' about school gym knickers. Except in the realm of spanko fantasy, of course. Take a rather unflattering garment and add in a frisson of spankoness and suddenly they're transformed into something quite different.

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

Long day

It's nearly bedtime at the end of a long and exhausting day, but there's just time for a few minutes tumblr-ing. Wicked Knickers always makes me smile, it's a fantastic collection.
And this is the image that caught my eye today. Why is she naked? It's been a hot day, of course, and she thought she'd cool down a little while she fixed a light evening meal.
He's been out in the heat, working hard collecting butterflies and will be home soon. But things may take an ugly turn because that's his Stradivarius she's left on the floor - and the bow makes the perfect stick to stripe a naughty bottom with.

Monday, 23 July 2012

Horse play

When is a horse not a horse? That is the question. Or the question that comes out of the book I’ve just been reading.
Let me explain. Our family visit has ended and one of our visitors left a book behind, which I’ve been reading it. It’s detective fiction, which I don’t usually go for, but I’ve really got into this one.
It’s called ‘Shadow of the Serpent’ by David Ashton. What I like best is that it’s set in Victorian Edinburgh, which is making me want to go back to writing about my ‘A Month in the Country’ characters.
Anyway, here’s the thing. All of the sudden the action moves to an upmarket brothel run by a woman called Jean. Among the ‘menu’ of experiences  on offer is a dominatrix in the cellar.
David Ashton writes: "Jean had spent a fortune on that cellar, the high point of which had been the purchase of the Berkley Horse. The apparatus had been shipped from London and arrived shrouded in thick white canvas like apiece of sculpture…"
The cellar was also kitted out with a range of flogging implements including "an array of canes which ranged from thin and pliant to thick and thunderous". Jean is called to deal with a customer who has a complaint about the thoroughness of the treatment he is getting from the house dominatrix, Francine.
Jean puts her straight. ‘"The client’s desires are paramount. Give him what he wants. Here I’ll make a start for ye.’ So saying, she took a thin birch rod from where it had been soaking in water to keep it green and pliant, then brought it down with considerable force on the man’s buttocks. There was a indrawn breath in response, and a thin smear of blood showed where the blow had landed.’
So, a little startle and then the story moves on. But it left me wondering what a Berkley Horse could be...
A bit of searching online sort of answers the question. But also poses another others. I’d imagined something like the vaulting horse we used to have in school and that’s how it looks here.
But then elsewhere it’s more like an A-frame shape, like an artist’s easel. Some confusion, but I did like reading about Mrs Theresa Berkley, who sounds a great character; I’m thinking that a sequel to ‘A Month’ needs to have its own Mrs Berkley and her horse, too.
So, was there a real Berkley Horse? Apparently there was and it was named after it's creator. Or I guess she didn't actually get handy with the saw, but she had it created to her spec.
One article I came across says Mrs.Berkley became famous for her invention "a multi-functional device which combined the delights of being a spanking bench with several other erotic functions". Apparently she made a fortune estimated at £15,000 during the eight years running her Establishment in central London.
Personally, being tied to furniture isn't my thing so I'm quite happy to be left wondering about the horse's shape and form. But I'm rather fascinated by Mrs B herself.
There's an interesting essay on women like Theresa at a site called the Flagellation Sourcesheet. It quotes Henry Ashbee's 'Index of Forbidden Books', which was written in the late Nineteenth Century, saying: "Mrs Theresa Berkley, of No 28 Charlotte Street, Portland Place; she was a perfect mistress of her art, understood how to satisfy her clients, and was, moreover, a thorough woman of business, for she amassed during her career a considerable sum of money."
I find myself wanting to know much more about Mrs Berkley. How did she get into such a specialised line of business? What sort of background did she come from? Was flagellation purely business, or was she mixing business with pleasure?
The Sourcesheet essay throws up one intriguing detail. It says that after Theresa's death her brother, who had been a missionary in Australia, arrived in England. He was in a position to inherit his wealthy sister's estate, but "when he learned the source from which the property she had left him had been derived, he renounced all claim".
Apparently, in his absene her estate went to her doctor, including old letters. They including some "from the highest personages, male and female, in the land". Clearly, Theresa wasn'#t a girl from the slums (given that her brother was a clergyman) and she provided a service to a nicer class of bottom. 
Last, but not least. I wanted to find an image to post as a parting though so I googled for 'victorian' and 'dominatrix'. It offers up a very wide and varied selection of images, but given issues of copyright I didn't feel comfortable posting any - instead I'll leave you with a series of links to look at, if you care to.
It seems that those two words conjure up thoughts of vampires,updos, scary ladies, chic ones and dressing-up.







Saturday, 21 July 2012

I'm not going to tell you a second time...

And if I do, I'm fetching my hairbrush. If you're feeling in need of a good telling-off there's a really impressive collection of angry aunts here.


Thursday, 19 July 2012

Benson, in colour

First there was black and white, then came colour and life was never the same again. Yes, but was it better?
I came across this picture on Morethanithurtsme and love it. The marvellous Roger Benson, but re-invented by a colour magician who goes by the name of Stone Knight.
The junior secretary has messed up yet again - appointments in a tangle, letters full of typos and coffee with no sugar. But the boss has her measure (ruler, measure - get it?) and that bottom is going to have lots and lots of broad, red stripes on it very soon...
But does the colour add to Mr Benson's creation? It's a nice job, but I'm not sure. If you're out there Mr Knight could you wave your colour wand over a few more Bensons to help me decide?

Sunday, 15 July 2012

Ready and waiting


A call home from school always meant trouble. I couldn't quite figure out what she'd been told, but as I stood there I tried to come up with excuses, and fast. Something told me that I wasn't going to be sitting down comfortably for a day or two...
That's how my story for this picture would start, but the rest of it will have to be played out in my head. Our visiting relatives are taking up all our time, so there's little chance for any sort of alternative spanko existence.
That said, I have been able to sneak some surfing time and I particularly this picture that I happened upon a moment ago. There's something about the older woman's look and the younger's air of resignation - they've both been in this situation before, and will be again.