Significant Other is out of town and has left me with a list of gardening chores to attend to. There's lots to do - the weather has been so bad for weeks that things have been neglected.
As I've been working I've been rather enjoying playing with the idea of 'punishment chores'. I'm out cutting, sweeping and clearing becuase my attitude has been sub-standard all week.And I'm caught sitting down on the job (blogging, as it happens), with little of my chore 'to do' list completed. So, what would be an appropriate punishment? Has to involve a slim, green whippy switch putting welts all over a bare, fair and pear-shaped bottom, hasn't it?