That's it my girl, now you're going to get a 'very comprehensive carpet-beater spanking'!!! Googler, if you're out there I love your turn of phrase.
A read through the search terms that bring people to this blog is always a treat - it never fails to make me laugh - and today's top phrase is 'very comprehensive carpet-beater spanking'. Now I've had brisk spankings, severe spankings and even merciless spankings, but I don't tend to think of a spanking as comprehensive.
Comprehensive insurance, yes. Comprehensive education, up to a point (I went to what was called a comprehensive school and the education was, to my mind, patchy). But comprehensive spanking? It's an interesting thought and one that will stay with me through my day.